King Crocoduck 📤 4 years ago 2014-03-05
Apologies for the inordinate delay, but given the length of this video I hope you realize that my absence was not unproductive.
Dear Ken Ham,
Hello. My name is King Crocoduck, but you may call me KC. And I will have the pleasure of eviscerating your arguments in this full length commentary of your debate with Bill Nye the Science Guy. Given your history, I am quite aware that you deal poorly with criticism, and additionally attribute it not to your own failings, but to the alleged rebellious streak of the person criticizing you. I make no secret that your mindset is one that I regard as poisonous and counter-productive with respect to civilization, but your god has no place in my criticisms of you and I therefore expect him to be left out of this discussion. I predict that you and your followers will respond with such inanities as "hardened heart," "suppressing the truth," "fulfilling the Bible's prophecy," and the other items in the laundry list of responses that you and your ilk consistently draw from, followed by a patronizing remark that you will pray for me. These sentiments, however adorable, are nonetheless a waste of time and internet. I would therefore be not only pleasantly surprised, but also eternally grateful if you and your followers would limit your responses to the subject under discussion, and not to your apocalyptic fantasies of retribution and judgement. If you could also refrain from committing to public your delusions of self-importance and moral superiority, that would be great too. This video is about science, not religion, and so I expect your reply to be strictly about science.
To Danny Faulkner, Jason Lisle, Georgia Purdom, Andrew Snelling, Andrew Fabich, and the other traitors to academia- I make no apologies for my particularly scathing tone toward you. You have betrayed your charge to bring knowledge and enlightenment into the world, so I promise you this: as long as you continue to publicly defecate all over the work of the best of us, then as long as I'm around, you do so at the expense of your dignity. Ham and his ilk may deserve some measure of lenience given their simple nature, but you- there is no excuse for claiming to hold the positions that you do.
And finally, back to Mr. Ham: I realize that you have secured the requisite capital to build your theme park at the expense of Kentucky taxpayers. I want you to know that I support your project in full; just as the pyramids of Giza stand as a reminder of the long-abandoned beliefs of an ancient and primitive people, so too will your facility stand as a lasting reminder to future generations of the depths of stupidity and arrogance that their ancestors had sunk to.
With all due respect*,
KC
*respect due = none